Vijayakanth dialogues in English

Received this funny email from a friend of mine - could not resist sharing with all of you - have a good laugh...

You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get ur death certificate...

You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze u'll say HUTCH...

You can become an engineer if you study in engineering college but you cannot become a president if you studie in Presidency College...

A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software...

You can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup...

You can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard...