Mokkai dialogues

Some old and some new mokkai dialoges, sent by my friends:
Enjoy the mokkai (I am not able to provide the translation, due to lack of time).

1

Minnala parthaa kannu poiddum;
Pakkalainaaa. minnaley poiddum!

2

Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaathu!

3

Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Paper roastla paper irukkuma!

4

Thanneera Thanninnu sollalaam;
Panneera panninnu solla mudiyuma?

5

Cream biscuitla cream irukkum,
Ana naai biscuitla naai irukkumaa?

6

Cycle carrierla tiffen-a vechu eduthuttu pogalam;
Tiffincarrierla
cycle-a vechu eduthuttu poga mudiyathu!

7

Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum
Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma?

8

Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai
vellai! Muttai
ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukka kaakka
karuppudhaan!

9

Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam; Aana
platformku ticket

vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!

10

Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum, Athukkaaga atha
washing
machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa?

11

Iron boxaala iron panna mudiyum;
Aana pencil boxaala pencil panna mudiyaadhu!

12

Ticket vangitu ulla poradu cinema theatre; Ulla poitu
ticket vanguradu
operation theatre!

13

Sirpi kalla uliyaala adicha adhu kalai;
Naama sirpiya uliyaala adicha adhu kolai!

14

Nama evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!

15

Quarter adichittu kuppura padukkalaam;
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu!

16

Vaayaala naainu sollalaam;

Aana, naayaala vaainu sollamudiyuma?

17

Mandaia mandaia aatradhu disco;
Mandaia potta aadrathu dappankuthu!

18

If you drink ethanol, you will dance in front of others.
If you drink methanol, others will dance in front of you!

19

Velaya senja soru;
Velaya romba senja boru!

20

Car kulla tyre irundha adhu stepney;
Adhey namma mela andha tyre irundha, naama chutney!

21

Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda branch neraya edathula irukkum;
Aana Adayar

aala marathoda branch Adayarla mattum thaan irukkum!

22

Thoonga poradhukku munnala thoonga porennu sollalaam;
Yendhirikkirathukku munnala yendhrika porennu solla
mudiyumaa?

23

Neenga bikela evlo thaan fasta ponaalum

ungalayae neenga overtake panna mudiyaathu.

24

Gold chaina adagu vachu cycle vaangalaam; Aaana cycle
chaina adagu vachu
gold vaanga mudiyaathu!

25

Ambalainga adi patta ambulance varum;
Pombalainga adi patta pombulance varuma?

25

Railway stationla police station irukkalam; Ana police
stationla railway
station irukka mudiyadhu.

26

Poison 10 naal aanalum payasam aaga mudiyaadhu; Aana,
payasam 10 naal
aana poison aaidum!

27

Oru erumbu nenacha 1000 yanaya
kadikkum; Ana 1000 yana nenachalum oru
erumba kooda kadikka mudiyadhu!

28

Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum;

Aana karayala puyala kadaka mudiyuma?

29

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu; Aaana
manushanukku call
illana, balance panna mudiyathu!

30

Nee enna thaan costly mobile vachirundhalum, Athula evalavu
thaan

recharge pannalum, Unnalla unakkae call panna mudiyathu!

31
Enna thaan meenuku neendha therinjalum
adhala meen kolambula neendha mudiyadhu!

32

Innaiku thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam;
Aana naalaiku thoonguna inaiku enthirika mudiyuma?

33

Yenna dhaan naai nadri ulladhaa irundhaalum, Adhaala
"thank you" solla
mudiyaadhu!

34

Yenna dhaan neruppu koliyaa irundhaalum
adhaala avicha mutta poda mudiyumaa?

35

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam; aanaalum adhaala kaal mela
kaal pottu
ukkaara mudiyaadhu!

36

Yennadhaan nagapaambu attagaasama padam yeduthaalum Adha
theatrela

37

Lunch bagula lunch eduthuttu polaam;
Aana school bagula schoola eduthuttu poga mudiyumaa?

38

Arisi kottina, vaera arisi vaangalaam;
Paal kottina, vaera paal vaangalaam;
Aana, thael kottina, vaera thael vaangamudiyumaa?

39
Files naa ukanthu paakanum;
Piles naa paathu ukkaranum!

40

Nee evalo periya padipaaliya irundhalum
Exam hall la poi padikka mudiyadhu!

41

School testla bit adikkalaam;
College testla bit adikkalaam;

Aanaa blood testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu!

42

Aayiram dhaan irundhaalum,
Aayirathi onnu dhaan perusu!

43

Yennathan ahimsaivaadhiya irundhaalum
Chappathiya suttu dhaan saappidanum!

44

Nee yenna dhaan veerana irundhaalum,
Kulir adicha thirumba adikka mudiyathu!

45

Kaasu irundhaa call taxi;
Kaasu illainaa kaal dhaan taxi!

46

Kovil maniya namma adichaa saththam varum; Aanaa kovil mani
nammala

adichaa raththam dhaan varum!

47

Meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam;
Aanaa kosuva vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu!

48

Pallu valina palla pudungalam;
Aanaa kannu valina kanna pudunga mudiyuma!

49

Idli podiya thottu idly saappidalaam;
Aanaa, mookku podiya thottu mookka saappida mudiyuma?

50

Pant pottu mutti poda mudiyum;
Aanaa mutti pottu pant poda mudiyuma?

51

Yennadhaan yezhu thalamuraikku ukkaandhu saapidara alavukku
sothu

irundhaalum, Fast food kadaila ninnu dhaan saapidanum!

52

Konjam panam kuduthaa kodai vaangalaam;
Yevalo panam kuduthaalum mazhai vaanga mudiyumaa?

53

Hotella kaasu illainaa mavvaatta solluvaanga; Aanaa, busla
kaasu illana

bus ota solluvangala?

54

Sun TVla sorgam paarkkalaam;
Aanaa, sorgathula Sun TV paarka mudiyumaa?

55

Chairman chair mela ukkaralaam;
Aanaa watchman watch mela ukkaara mudiyumaa?

56

Lovers' Day annaikku lovera kiss pannalaam; Aanaa
Teachers' Day annaikku
teachera kiss panna mudiyumaa?

57

Paaku marathula paaku irukum,
Thaeku marathula thaeku irukum,
Aanaa panamarathula panam irukaadhu!

58

Ennadhan aeroplane maela parandhaalum,
Petrol poda keelathaan varanum!

59

Mechanical engineer mechanic aagalam;
Aanaa software engineer software aaga mudiyaathu!

60

Tea cupla tea irukkalam;

Aanaa World Cupla World irukka mudiyaathu!

61

Evvalo kaasu kuduthu planela ponaalum,
Jannala thiranthu vedikkaa paarkka mudiyaathu!

62

Key boardla key irrukkum;
Aanaa motherboardla mother irruka mudiyaathu!

63

Brush vachu pallu clean pannalam;
Aanaa pallu vachu brush clean panna mudiyathu!

64

Tool boxla toolsa parka mudiyum;
Aanaa match boxla matcha paarka mudiyaathu!

65

Irukkurappa enna dhaan complan, bournvitanu kudichalum
Sethathukkappuram

ellarukkum paal thaan!

66

South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum;
Aanaa North India-la Southangai kidaikkumaa?

67

Pacha milagaile pacha irukkum
Aanaa kodamolagaale koda irukkaathu!

68

Nee evlo periya paruppa irunthalum,
Unga veettu samayalukku paruppu kadaila than vaanganum!

69

Cyclela poana cycling,
Trainla poana training-a?

70

Thel kottina valikkum,
Paambu kottina valikkum

Mudi kottina valikkuma?

71

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.
Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED
call kooda panna
mudiyaathu!

72

Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam
Kaavery aathula meen pidikkalaam

Aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

73

Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum avarala oru
kuralil thaan
paesa mudiyum

74

Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum,
Un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?

75

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam
Appo maan pudikiravana manavan solla mudiyumma?

sjnt's picture

Aahaaa..... Enna ponmozhigal!!!! Many are unheard of. Padikka jaaliyaaga irunduthu.

malarkamal's picture

JUST FOR FUN

Husband V/S Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you..
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

sjnt's picture

There is another explanation for WIFE '' Worries Invited For Ever".
SSLC _ Stop Study Learn Cooking {This is an old timer expansion]
MATHS - Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students - {Sorry, not to hurt anyone]
Wife to Husband... I married you thinking that I will sink into your arms, but, I ended up with my arms in the sink.

Konjam thoppai irukkara ladies can say ...... Janam bhoomi ko kabhi bhi neeche nahin hone dena....

Lata's picture

Malarkamal and Jayanthi, your posts are hilarious! I'm going to send these to my local friends. Smile

sgeethashankar's picture

Ennathan sentiment parthalum kappal kilambum pothu lemon mela eri pohamudiyathu. Sangu oodhi than kilambanum.

sgeethashankar's picture

Student : Maths i easy ah solli kodunga?
Teacher: How?
Student: 1+2= Thri sha ipadi solli kodunga

Lata's picture

Aiyoo Ms.Geetha, romba nalla joke adikareenga! Smile
(That was funny.)