Giggles

Some people like to call these type of giggles as "kadi jokes". Smile

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
What would you get if you crossed a kangaroo with a snake?

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I'd call it a 'somberi kazhudhai' (hehe)

Kanganake or Snakegaroo??

Lata now come on tell us the answer.....

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Nice try Judy! You're very funny. Smile
1) a pouch potato
2) a jump rope

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Father: What is the meaning of all these Ds and Fs on your report card?

John: That means I'm Doing Fine.

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Why did the gardener quit his job?

- He didn't like the celery

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

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Marriages are made in heaven...

Then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage

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How true, Judy! Wink

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What is a scientist's favorite candy?
Ans: Experi-mints. Smile

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What illness is caused by the third letter of the alphabet?
- C-sickness

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How does a computer eat?

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Byte by byte. Smile

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hehe

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One mom was taking her kid daughter to her friend's house.
Kid - Mom, Whats ur age?
Mom - Never ask a lady her age.
Kid - Whats ur salary?
Mom - Never ask this to anyone.
Kid - Why dad divorced u?
Mom - Never ask such questions dear.
Kid was playing with her friend. She told her abt the conversation with mom. The friend kid told her, don't worry, if u look at her driving license, u get ur answers.- Your mom's age, salary. She got an F against her sex column, thats why ur dad divorced her.

[Is it a too much of a non veg joke?]

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Too funny! Smile
Regarding your question at the end; no.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
A MOSQUITO can FLY
but
a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!

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The following joke has been doing the rounds among my local (physical) friends circle:
Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.

Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.
(Here is the translation, but I should tell you that sometimes, the translated version doesn't sound funny):
wife: the priest who facilitated our marriage is dead.
husband: the sinful do get punished! )