Jokes
If time doesn't wait for you, don't
worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
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Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude...! Keep on rocking!
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Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did
!!!
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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
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A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the
Crocodiles !
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So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow
& sure!
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All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
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God gives cloth, wood and fire even to a dead man,
It is so sad that the living man keeps worrying...
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing
it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."-Buddha
A good way to change someones attitude is to change our own, because the
same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay!
Life is as we think it, so think beautifully.
Enjoy
