Here are some funny quotes my friend sent me.
· A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
· Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
· I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
· Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
· I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.
· Don't steal. The government hates competition.
· To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
· Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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